cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

i’m trying to read this article for evolution of language but i just keep writing sassy comments in the margins bc i disagree with p much literally everything chomsky has ever said

verybluebirdy:

90s david duchovny: take me away u beautiful bastard 

current david duchovny: im so sorry 

none gf with left feel
jaythenerdkid:

I have lost count of how many times I have reblogged this
I don’t care

jaythenerdkid:

I have lost count of how many times I have reblogged this

I don’t care

whalegomoo replied to your photo “i bought these plants from the horticulture club!”

THEY’RE SO CUTE

ARENT’T THEY???? they had so many that were so cool and cute they had succulents and ferns and so many varieties of ivy it was a real struggle not to get more than two uwu

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