addertwist replied to your post “something in my vicinity smells like feet and i’m really worried that…”

chocolate doesn’t go bad properly nah but like, the packaging can absorb smells so yeah. (Chocolate does “bloom” which is where it separates enough due to heat that it forms powdery white crap. Still not off but the texture changes.)

someone has an actual reply for me!!! thanks!!

yeah, the chocolate was in a plastic ziplock the whole time so i’m p sure nothing could have happened to it, but the foot smell mystery remains

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please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

a toaster oven. what you want is a toaster oven.


We’re here today to witness the union of two special people. The lasers we use to fuse them together are very powerful, so goggles on please— sharon memes (@chuchugoogoo) October 1, 2012


my little brother is now a for real college student *sheds a single tear* :’)

my little brother is now a for real college student *sheds a single tear* :’)

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Man, I love how they (clenched fist) [third person past tense] all the [noun plural].


So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

prof is talking about sheep maternal behavior and i start craving lamb curry #awks